1. I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes¹ of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. Once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. One of them yelled "it's alive" and punched me in the face.

 

2. I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10$ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.

 

3. I was hired at an elderly people's home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.

 

4. As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don't make much money. So I had to deliver pizzas one summer. My second delivery was to one of my former students. Her first words,"what, you get fired?"

 

5. Working at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt² and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...

 

6. Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. Two in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.

 

7. When I had to play Kid (uncredited) every summer for 3 years.

 

8. I was babysitting two kids. One ran out the front door, one went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.

 

9. I earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...

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