《疯狂动物城》第24章

Judy and Nick found Weaselton standing¹ on a street corner, selling random² junk. "Anything you need...I got it," he called. "All your favorite movies! I got movies that haven't even been released yet!" In front of him were knockoff movies like Wreck-It Rhino³, Wrangled⁴, and Pig Hero 6.

 

"Well, well, look who's back in the bootleg business," Nick said, walking up to him.

 

"What's it to you, Wilde? Shouldn't you be melting down a pawpsicle or something?" Weaselton recognized Judy. "Hey, if it isn't Flopsy the Copsy."

 

"We both know those weren't moldy⁵ onions I caught you stealing," said Judy. "What were you going to do with those night howlers, Wezzleton?"

 

"It's Weaselton! Duke Weaselton. And I ain't talking, rabbit. And ain't nothing you can do to make me." He flicked⁶ a toothpick in her face. Judy turned to Nick and smiled. She knew they had the exact same idea.

 

Not long after, polar bears held Weaselton over the icy death pit inside Mr. Big's place. "Ice 'im," said Mr. Big.

 

Weaselton screamed and squirmed, trying to break free. "You dirty rat! Why you helping⁷ her? You know she's a cop!"

 

Mr. Big motioned for his polar bears to wait as they dangled⁸ Weaselton over the pit. "And the godmother to my future granddaughter."

 

Fru Fru emerged from the other room, showing off her pregnant belly⁹. "I'm going to name her Judy," said Fru Fru happily.

 

"Aw," said Judy.

 

"Ice this weasel," Mr. Big ordered.

 

"Wait! Stop! I'll talk!" screamed Weaselton. "I stole them night howlers because I could sell them for a lot of dough¹⁰."

 

"And to whom did you sell them?" asked Judy.

 

"A ram¹¹ named Doug. We got a drop spot underground. Just watch it. Doug ain't exactly friendly."

 

朱迪和尼克在街角找到了正在卖假货的威斯顿。他吆喝道：“你们想要的……我这儿应有尽有。所有你们喜欢的电影我都有!没有上映的电影我也有。”他面前摆着许多盗版影碟，像是《无敌破坏王犀牛》《吵嘴公主》《超猪陆战队》。

 

“看看，看看，这是谁在卖盗版碟呢?”尼克边说边向他走去。

 

威斯顿认出了朱迪，说道：“这跟你有什么关系，王尔德?难道你不是应该在融化梅化掌棒冰之类的东西吗?嘿，这位是弗洛普西警察吧?”

 

朱迪说：“我们都清楚，我抓到你正在偷的不是霉洋葱。你要拿夜嚎者干吗，韦泽尔顿?”

 

“是威斯顿，威斯顿公爵!兔子，我不想跟你说了，反正你们又不能把我怎么样。”他用牙签在她脸上轻轻弹了一下。朱迪对着尼克笑了笑，她知道他俩想到一起去了。

 

不一会儿，北极熊把威斯顿带到了大先生的冰坑那里。大先生说：“把他冻起来。”

 

威斯顿一边尖叫挣扎，想要挣脱。“你这只脏老鼠!你为什么要帮她，你知道她是警察!”

 

北极熊把他倒挂在冰坑上，大先生示意他们等等，说道：“教母保佑我未来的孙女。”

 

露露从另一个房间过来，怀了孕的肚子明显大起来。露露开心地说：“我准备叫她朱迪。”

 

朱迪叫了一声：“哇!”

 

大先生命令道：“把那只黄鼠狼冻起来。”

 

“等等!不要啊!我说，我说!”威斯顿尖叫道，“我偷夜嚎者是因为我可以卖很多钱。”

 

朱迪问：“那你卖给谁?”

 

“一只叫道格的公羊。我们进行的地下交易。小心点儿，道格不是那么好惹的。”

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