V
Sitting at his usual small table near the entrance on Thursday night Poirot studied his
surroundings. As usual Hell was going with a swing!
The Countess was even more
flamboyantly1 made up than usual if that was possible. She was
being very Russian tonight, clapping her hands and screaming with laughter. Paul Varesco had
arrived. Sometimes he wore faultless evening dress, sometimes, as tonight, he chose to present
himself in a kind of apache getup, tightly-buttoned coat, scarf round the neck. He looked vicious
and attractive. Detaching himself from a
stout2,
middle-aged3 woman plastered with diamonds, he
leaned over Alice Cunningham who was sitting at a table writing busily in a little notebook and
asked her to dance. The stout woman
scowled4 at Alice and looked at Varesco with adoring eyes.
There was no
adoration5 in Miss Cunningham’s eyes. They gleamed with pure scientific
interest, and Poirot caught fragments of their conversation as they danced past him. She had
progressed beyond the nursery governess and was now seeking information about the matron at
Paul’s preparatory school.
When the music stopped, she sat down by Poirot looking happy and excited.
“Most interesting,” she said. “Varesco will be one of the most important cases in my book.
The symbolism is unmistakable. Trouble about the vests for instance—for vest read hair shirt with
all its associations—and the whole thing becomes quite plain. You may say that he’s a definitely
criminal type but a cure can be effected—”
“That she can reform a rake,” said Poirot, “has always been one of woman’s dearest
illusions!”
Alice Cunningham looked at him coldly.
“There is nothing personal about this, M. Poirot.”
“There never is,” said Poirot. “It is always pure
disinterested6 altruism—but the object of it is
usually an attractive member of the opposite sex. Are you interested, for instance, in where I went
to school, or what was the attitude of the matron to me?”
“You are not a criminal type,” said Miss Cunningham.
“Do you know a criminal type when you see one?”
“Certainly I do.”
Professor Liskeard joined them. He sat down by Poirot.
“Are you talking about criminals? You should study the criminal code of Hammurabi, M.
Poirot. 1800 b.c. most interesting. The man who is caught stealing during a fire shall be thrown
into the fire.”
He stared pleasurably ahead of him towards the electric
grill7.
“And there are older, Summerian laws. If a wife hateth her husband and saith unto him,
‘Thou art not my husband,’ they shall throw her into the river. Cheaper and easier than the divorce
court. But if a husband says that to his wife he only has to pay her a certain measure of silver.
Nobody throws him in the river.”
“The same old story,” said Alice Cunningham. “One law for the man and one for the
woman.”
thoughtfully. “You know,” he added, “I like this place. I come here most evenings. I don’t have to
pay. The Countess arranged that—very nice of her—in consideration of my having advised her
about the decorations, she says. Not that they’re anything to do with me really—I’d no idea what
she was asking me questions for—and naturally she and the artist have got everything quite
wrong. I hope nobody will ever know I had the remotest connection with the dreadful things. I
should never live it down. But she’s a wonderful woman—rather like a Babylonian, I always
think. The Babylonians were good women of business, you know—”
The Professor’s words were drowned in a sudden chorus. The word “Police” was heard—
women rose to their feet, there was a babel of sound. The lights went out and so did the electric
grill.
When the lights went on again Hercule Poirot was
halfway13 up the wide, shallow steps. The
police officers by the door
saluted14 him, and he passed out into the street and strolled to the corner.
Just round the corner, pressed against the wall was a small and odoriferous man with a red nose.
whisper.
“I’m ’ere, guv’nor. Time for me to do my stuff?”
“Yes. Go on.”
“That is all right. They’ve been told about you.”
“They will not interfere. You’re sure you can accomplish what you have set out to do? The
animal in question is both large and fierce.”
“ ’E won’t be fierce to me,” said the little man confidently. “Not with what I’ve got ’ere! Any
dog’ll follow me to Hell for it!”
“In this case,” murmured Hercule Poirot, “he has to follow you out of Hell!”
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