英语笑话：经典对白--如何拒绝男孩子

时间：2007-09-17 07:01:22

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语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually¹ I'd rather² have the money.

Boy: Is this seat³ empty?

Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: Haven't I seen⁴ you some place before?

Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore⁵.

Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.

Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice⁶?

Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake⁷ twice.

Girl: If we become engaged⁸, will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry⁹ me and we'll be the happiest couple¹⁰.

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1 actually
adv.实际上，事实上，竟然，居然，如今
参考例句：
he looks young, but she's actually 50.她看上去年轻，可是实际上已五十岁了。 Actually,that's not quite right.实际上，那不完全对。

2 rather
adv.宁愿，宁可；相当
参考例句：
I would rather go out tonight,if you don't mind. 如果你不介意的话，我宁愿今晚出去。 This book is rather too easy for this boy.这本书对于这个孩子来说太简单。

3 seat
n.座，座位，位子，席位；所在地；vt.使坐下，使就座，设座于
参考例句：
Go back to your seat.回到你的坐位去。 Which seat do you prefer?你更喜欢哪个位置？

4 seen
vbl.(see的过去分词)看见
参考例句：
Since I left college, I have not seen him.自从我离开大学以后，就没有见过他了。 I hope to have seen the film next week.我希望下星期能看到这部电影。

5 anymore
adv.不再，再也不
参考例句：
She doesn't live here anymore.她已不在这里住了。 He doesn't come here anymore.他再也不到这儿来。

6 twice
adv.两次；两倍
参考例句：
Bob phoned twice today.鲍勃今天打了两次电话。 I woke up twice in the night.我夜里醒过两次。

7 mistake
n.错误，误会；v.犯错，误认
参考例句：
Don't make the same mistake again.不要再犯同样的错。 I made a mistake but you should give me a chance.我犯了一次错误，但你应该给我一次机会。

8 engaged
a.having agree to get married
参考例句：
They are engaged in talks with the Irish government. 他们正忙着与爱尔兰政府谈判。 The old lady engaged herself in making clothes for her children. 这位老太太忙着为孩子们做衣服。

9 marry
v.嫁；娶；与…结婚
参考例句：
I want you for my wife; will you marry me?我希望你做我的妻子，你愿意和我结婚吗? John is going to marry Mary.约翰将要和玛丽结婚。

10 couple
n.对，夫妇，数个；v.加倍，成双，连结
参考例句：
I have a couple of things to do.我有几件事要做。 I'll come again in a couple of days.我过两天再来。