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你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron1!
You're so manly2 = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive3 tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs4.
This kitchen is so inconvenient5 = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt6 fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
The same old thing = Nothing.
Nothing = Everything.
Everything = My PMS is acting7 up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
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moron
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n.极蠢之人,低能儿 | |
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manly
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adj.有男子气概的;adv.男子般地,果断地 | |
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attentive
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adj.注意的,专心的;关心(别人)的,殷勤的 | |
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thighs
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n.股,大腿( thigh的名词复数 );食用的鸡(等的)腿 | |
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inconvenient
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adj.不方便的,令人感到麻烦的 | |
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butt
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n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶 | |
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acting
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n.演戏,行为,假装;adj.代理的,临时的,演出用的 | |
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