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Scary collection 11
时间:2007-03-05 00:54:27
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A witch joke
How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!
A werewolf joke
How do you make a werewolf
stew
1
?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
A
vampire
2
joke
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!
A ghost joke
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
A cannibal joke
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
A cannibal joke
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!
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stew
n.炖汤,焖,烦恼;v.炖汤,焖,忧虑
参考例句:
The stew must be boiled up before serving.炖肉必须煮熟才能上桌。
There's no need to get in a stew.没有必要烦恼。
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vampire
n.吸血鬼
参考例句:
It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆,而是个吸人血的妖精!
Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说,孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
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