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Ounces Of Brain For Sale
时间:2007-03-08 05:53:34
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an
ounce
1
."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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n.盎司,英两
参考例句:
He poured in every ounce of power but couldn't make it.他竭尽了全力却无济于事。
He has used up the last ounce of oil.他已用完最后一滴油。
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