Scary collection 30

时间:2007-03-12 03:13:16

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A ghost joke
How did the ghost song and dance act make a living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars!

A ghost joke
What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier!

A cannibal joke
What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
''Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!

A cannibal joke
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!

A ghost joke
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!

A cannibal joke
What is a cannibal's favourite food?
Baked beings!

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A cannibal joke
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin1 bills!


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1 vitamin fhSw6     
n.维他命,维生素
参考例句:
  • Oranges are rich in vitamin C.橙子富含维生素C。
  • Vitamin pills make up what you lack in your diet.维生素丸可补充你食物中所缺乏的营养。

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