Scary collection 35

时间：2007-03-29 03:14:04

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A vampire1 joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!

A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!

A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires2?
Because it's a drain in the neck!

A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings3?
In blood banks!

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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句：
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆，而是个吸人血的妖精！
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说，孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 vampires 156828660ac146a537e281c7af443361     
n.吸血鬼( vampire的名词复数 )；吸血蝠；高利贷者；（舞台上的）活板门
参考例句：
  • The most effective weapon against the vampires is avampire itself. 对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。 来自电影对白
  • If vampires existed, don`t you think we would`ve found them by now? 如果真有吸血鬼，那我们怎么还没有找到他们呢？ 来自电影对白
3 savings ZjbzGu     
n.存款，储蓄
参考例句：
  • I can't afford the vacation,for it would eat up my savings.我度不起假，那样会把我的积蓄用光的。
  • By this time he had used up all his savings.到这时，他的存款已全部用完。

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