Scary collection 42

时间:2007-03-29 03:19:55

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A werewolf joke
How do you stop a werewolf chasing you?
Throw a stick and say fetch!

A werewolf joke
How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter!

A vampire1 joke
What's Dracula's favourite coffee?
Decoffinated!

A werewolf joke
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road!

A vampire joke
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour2!

A werewolf joke
What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning?
You had some party the night before!

A ghost joke
Where does Sitting Bull's ghost live?
In a creepy teepee!


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1 vampire 8KMzR     
n.吸血鬼
参考例句:
  • It wasn't a wife waiting there for him but a blood sucking vampire!家里的不是个老婆,而是个吸人血的妖精!
  • Children were afraid to go to sleep at night because of the many legends of vampire.由于听过许多有关吸血鬼的传说,孩子们晚上不敢去睡觉。
2 armour gySzuh     
(=armor)n.盔甲;装甲部队
参考例句:
  • His body was encased in shining armour.他全身披着明晃晃的甲胄。
  • Bulletproof cars sheathed in armour.防弹车护有装甲。

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