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时间:2007-03-29 03:22:07

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A witch joke
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!

A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!

A witch joke
Why do witches go to the docks1?
To see the bats being launched!

A wizard joke
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

A witch joke
What is an octopus2?
An eight sided cat!

A wizard joke
Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!

A witch joke
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!


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1 docks mulz0c     
n.港区
参考例句:
  • He was born in squalor next to London's docks. 他出生在伦敦码头附近肮脏的地区。
  • The enemy raided the docks. 敌人突然袭击了码头。
2 octopus f5EzQ     
n.章鱼
参考例句:
  • He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。
  • One octopus has eight tentacles.一条章鱼有八根触角。

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