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A wizard jokeWhy did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana!A wizard jokeWhat do wizards do to get their kicks?They drool over the pictures in "witch" magazine!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?Matt!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea on a barrel?Bob!A wizard jokeWhat must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?Dead!A wizard jokeWhat would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?He would be egg-sterminated!A wizard jokeWhat happened when the wizard turned a boy into a hare?He's still rabbiting on about it!