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A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
A wizard joke
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
A witch joke
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!
A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
A witch joke
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
A wizard joke
How do you keep a wizard in suspense1?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
A wizard joke
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
A wizard joke
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring it back again!
A witch joke
Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep!
A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard met the witch?
It was love at first fright!
A witch joke
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
A wizard joke
How do you keep a wizard in suspense1?
I'll tell you tomorrow...!
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