Joke: American Hotel

An amish family was spending a night at an American Hotel. They were very surprised with all of the things they saw. One thing that really caught their attention was the silver walls that opened and closed. They decided¹ to watch and see what happened.

A lady in a wheelchair² rolls up to the silver walls, and presses the button. The silver walls open, she rolls in, doors go closed, then they watch the numbers light up to the highest, then down. The doors open and a pretty young woman walks out.

The boy looks at his father and the father looks at his boy. Then the father quietly whispered³ to the boy, "Go get your mother!"