(单词翻译:单击)
A girl walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, "I need
to see the upturn1, please."
"I think, you mean the 'intern2,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"Don't you mean 'examination,'" the nurse questioned her again.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward3,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity4 ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity,
maternity.... What's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two
months, and I think I'm stagnant5."
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upturn
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n.情况好转 | |
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intern
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v.拘禁,软禁;n.实习生 | |
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ward
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n.守卫,监护,病房,行政区,由监护人或法院保护的人(尤指儿童);vt.守护,躲开 | |
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maternity
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n.母性,母道,妇产科病房;adj.孕妇的,母性的 | |
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stagnant
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adj.不流动的,停滞的,不景气的 | |
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