I'm Staying at Home

I'm staying at home
and I'm staying in bed
and I'm not gonna go into school.
I'm tired of coaches.
I'm tired of teachers.
I think they're all crabby and cruel1.
So try if you like
but you can't make me go,
whatever you do or you say.
They're having a party?
With cupcakes and presents?
Well, maybe I'll go just today.