(单词翻译:单击)
There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided1 to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thingie,' which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane2. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat3.
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decided
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adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的 | |
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cane
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n.手杖,细长的茎,藤条;v.以杖击,以藤编制的 | |
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squat
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v.蹲坐,蹲下;n.蹲下;adj.矮胖的,粗矮的 | |
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