Don't kiss girls

时间：2007-09-21 03:15:24

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There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.

They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives1.

However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.

His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!"

On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town.

She knew that he had never been kissed before. When she eventually2 got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted3.

She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt."

He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!"

She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me." With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips4.

He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"

She said, "Why are you going to die?"

He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff5!"


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1 relatives e5e157178e74f0776237fee94dbbfed4     
n.亲属( relative的名词复数 )；相关物；亲缘植物（或动物）；[语法学]关系词
参考例句：
  • She went to visit relatives in Wales. 她去威尔士看望亲戚了。
  • They're always farming out their children on their relatives. 他们总是把孩子寄养在亲戚家。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 eventually rnBx7     
adv.终于，最后
参考例句：
  • Eventually he won the match.他终于赢得了这场比赛。
  • Their marriage eventually broke up.他们的婚姻终告破裂。
3 resisted 9199ea17c6f5c5d57cf3c78c4fb65030     
抵抗，抗拒（resist的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
  • The city resisted the enemy onslaught for two weeks. 这个城市反抗敌人的猛攻达两个星期之久。
  • I should congratulate you that you resisted the temptation. 我应向你祝贺，你抗住了这种引诱。
4 lips f6e924595f10c1d9b68b5ae6a448f051     
abbr.logical inferences per second 每秒的逻辑推论n.嘴唇( lip的名词复数 )；（容器或凹陷地方的）边缘；粗鲁无礼的话
参考例句：
  • Her lips compressed into a thin line. 她的双唇抿成了一道缝。
  • the fullness of her lips 她丰满的双唇
5 stiff 4G8z4     
adj.严厉的，激烈的，硬的，僵直的，不灵活的
参考例句：
  • There is a sheet of stiff cardboard in the drawer.在那个抽屉里有块硬纸板。
  • You have to push on the handle to turn it,becanse it's very stiff.手柄很不灵活，你必须用力推才能转动它。

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