Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth1. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment2 clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!