Ant jokes 02

时间：2007-10-06 01:24:46

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!

Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!

What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash¹!

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique²!

What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant!

Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!

Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!

What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!

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1 squash
n.壁球，摺皱不堪，拥挤嘈杂的人群，浓缩果汁，美国南瓜；vt.压扁，压制；vi.变扁，压榨
参考例句：
He is drinking lemon squash.他正在喝柠檬露。 She sprained her ankle playing squash.她在打软式墙网球时扭伤了脚踝。

2 antique
adj.古时的，古代的；n.古物，古器，古玩
参考例句：
The Sunday antique market is a happy hunting ground for collectors.周日的古董市场是收藏家的淘物乐园。 I saw the vase in the window of an antique shop.我在一家古玩店的橱窗里看见了这个花瓶。