Bear jokes 02
时间：2007-10-06 01:27:44
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Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts1!
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger!
Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim2!
A: Put him on stilts1!
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger!
Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim2!
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stilts
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| n.（支撑建筑物高出地面或水面的）桩子，支柱( stilt的名词复数 )；高跷 | |
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whim
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| n.一时的兴致，突然的念头；奇想，幻想 | |
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