Bird jokes 01

时间：2007-10-17 01:57:27

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Q: Why did the owl¹, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Q: What is a polygon²?
A: A dead parrot!

Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor³?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

Q: What is the definition of Robin⁴?
A: A bird who steals!

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!

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1 owl
n.猫头鹰，枭
参考例句：
Her new glasses make her look like an owl.她的新眼镜让她看上去像只猫头鹰。 I'm a night owl and seldom go to bed until after midnight.我睡得很晚，经常半夜后才睡觉。

2 polygon
n.多边形；多角形
参考例句：
A polygon with ten sides is a decagon.十条边的形状叫十边形。 He conceived the first proof that the 17-sided polygon is constructible.他构思了17边形可以作图的第一个证明。

3 manor
n.庄园，领地
参考例句：
The builder of the manor house is a direct ancestor of the present owner.建造这幢庄园的人就是它现在主人的一个直系祖先。 I am not lord of the manor,but its lady.我并非此地的领主，而是这儿的女主人。

4 robin
n.知更鸟，红襟鸟
参考例句：
The robin is the messenger of spring.知更鸟是报春的使者。 We knew spring was coming as we had seen a robin.我们看见了一只知更鸟，知道春天要到了。