Cat jokes 02

时间:2007-10-17 02:01:24

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping1 tom!

Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws2!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!


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1 peeping 9e84750c4031756538105dd348d7d15f     
窥视( peep的现在分词 ); 偷看; 隐现; 慢慢露出
参考例句:
  • We caught her peeping through the keyhole. 她从锁孔偷看时,被我们撞着了。
  • Look ! the child is peeping at us through the window. 瞧!那孩子在窗子里偷看我们呢。
2 claws ffbb278337131c55f78ce543de4e55fb     
n.爪( claw的名词复数 );(有壳水生动物的)螯;爪形夹具;(机械的)爪
参考例句:
  • the claws of a crab 螃蟹的螯
  • The lion's claws had gouged a wound in the horse's side. 狮爪在马身一侧抓了一道深口。

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