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Cat jokes 03
时间:2007-10-17 02:01:42
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Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!
Q: What was the name of the film about a
killer
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lion that swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What did the lions say to his
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when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
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killer
n.杀人者,杀人犯,杀手,屠杀者
参考例句:
Heart attacks have become Britain's No.1 killer disease.心脏病已成为英国的头号致命疾病。
The bulk of the evidence points to him as her killer.大量证据证明是他杀死她的。
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cubs
n.幼小的兽,不懂规矩的年轻人( cub的名词复数 )
参考例句:
a lioness guarding her cubs 守护幼崽的母狮
Lion cubs depend on their mother to feed them. 狮子的幼仔依靠母狮喂养。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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