Cat jokes 05

时间：2007-10-17 02:02:22

（单词翻译:单击）

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe1!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit2!

Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
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1 catastrophe WXHzr     
n.大灾难，大祸
参考例句：
  • I owe it to you that I survived the catastrophe.亏得你我才大难不死。
  • This is a catastrophe beyond human control.这是一场人类无法控制的灾难。
2 kit D2Rxp     
n.用具包，成套工具；随身携带物
参考例句：
  • The kit consisted of about twenty cosmetic items.整套工具包括大约20种化妆用品。
  • The captain wants to inspect your kit.船长想检查你的行装。

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