Cat jokes 06

时间：2007-10-17 02:11:22

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Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!

Q: Why do cats chase birds?
A: For a lark¹!

Q: What do cats read in the morning?
A: Mewspapers!

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope² and has claws?
A: An acrocat!

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!

Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
A: Because she heard fowl³ language!

Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!

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1 lark
n.云雀，百灵鸟；n.嬉戏，玩笑；vi.嬉戏
参考例句：
He thinks it cruel to confine a lark in a cage.他认为把云雀关在笼子里太残忍了。 She lived in the village with her grandparents as cheerful as a lark.她同祖父母一起住在乡间非常快活。

2 tightrope
n.绷紧的绳索或钢丝
参考例句：
The audience held their breath as the acrobat walked along the tightrope.杂技演员走钢丝时，观众都屏住了呼吸。 The tightrope walker kept her balance by holding up an umbrella.走钢丝的演员举着一把伞，保持身体的均衡。

3 fowl
n.家禽，鸡，禽肉
参考例句：
Fowl is not part of a traditional brunch.禽肉不是传统的早午餐的一部分。 Since my heart attack,I've eaten more fish and fowl and less red meat.自从我患了心脏病后，我就多吃鱼肉和禽肉，少吃红色肉类。