Cat jokes 07

时间:2007-10-17 02:13:52

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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!

Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!

Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!

Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited1 breath2!

Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile3!


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1 baited dd0616a4baa378ea9e5cef0dd35f05db     
置诱饵于…(bait的过去式与过去分词形式)
参考例句:
  • A soldier baited a captured enemy by laughing at him. 一位士兵嘲笑一个俘虏来惹怒他。
  • He baited the broker by promises of higher commissions. 他答应给更高的佣金来引诱那位经纪人。
2 breath 9SCyv     
n.呼吸,气息,微风,迹象,精神,一种说话的声音
参考例句:
  • I'm just going out for a breath of fresh air.我正要出去呼吸新鲜空气。
  • While climbing up the stairs the old man always loses his breath.那老人上楼时总是气喘吁吁的。
3 missile M64zz     
n.导弹,投射物
参考例句:
  • The missile curved gracefully towards its target.导弹呈优美的曲线状飞向目标。
  • We got a fix on the missile launching site.我们确定了导弹发射场的位置。

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