Cat jokes 07
时间：2007-10-17 02:13:52
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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited1 breath2!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile3!
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited1 breath2!
Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile3!
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