Joke: Constipated Kitty

时间：2007-10-17 03:06:25

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Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad
case of constipation. She takes it to the vet1,
who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give
her about six teaspoons2 of this, and she'll
be better in no time."

Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a
week later. The vet asks, "How's your calf3?"
"I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't
feeling well."
"Well, how's your cat doing?"

"I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she
was heading toward the north end of town with
ten other cats. Five were digging, three were
covering, and two were scouting4 for new territory."
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1 vet 2HfyG     
n.兽医，退役军人；vt.检查
参考例句：
  • I took my dog to the vet.我把狗带到兽医诊所看病。
  • Someone should vet this report before it goes out.这篇报道发表之前应该有人对它进行详查。
2 teaspoons 2373c24f8a940bcba4d8d55a1e80e98c     
n.茶匙( teaspoon的名词复数 )；一茶匙的量
参考例句：
  • Add two teaspoons of salt. 加两小匙盐。
  • Add 3 heaped teaspoons of sugar. 加满满的三匙糖。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 calf ecLye     
n.小牛，犊，幼仔，小牛皮
参考例句：
  • The cow slinked its calf.那头母牛早产了一头小牛犊。
  • The calf blared for its mother.牛犊哞哞地高声叫喊找妈妈。
4 scouting 8b7324e25eaaa6b714e9a16b4d65d5e8     
守候活动，童子军的活动
参考例句：
  • I have people scouting the hills already. 我已经让人搜过那些山了。
  • Perhaps also from the Gospel it passed into the tradition of scouting. 也许又从《福音书》传入守望的传统。 来自演讲部分

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