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One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided1 to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon2 the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps3.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo4 them damn knots. I need more rope!"
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adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的 | |
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honeymoon
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n.蜜月(假期);vi.度蜜月 | |
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gasps
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v.喘气( gasp的第三人称单数 );喘息;倒抽气;很想要 | |
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undo
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vt.解开,松开;取消,撤销 | |
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