Q: Why did the dinosaur1 cross the road? A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did the horse cross the road? A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup? A: Because it ran out of cluck!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement? A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? A: She kicked the bucket!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled2 to death!