Chicken jokes 03

时间：2007-10-27 06:10:06

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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: What do chickens serve1 at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays2 an egg on top of a barn3?
A: An eggroll!

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q: What does an alarm4 cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had5 four doors it would6 be a chicken sedan!

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did7 the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove8 to the possum that it could9 be done!

Q: Why did the turkey10 cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

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1 serve PsvyS     
v.服务，供职；伺候，招待；适用；服役
参考例句：
  • To serve the people is our duty.为人民服务是我们的本分。
  • I decided to serve the church.我决心服务于教会。
2 lays 6fddf7247daa6dc68eca1377dd4c7e4c     
v.打赌( lay的第三人称单数 )；提出；放置；铺
参考例句：
  • The new code of conduct lays down the ground rules for management-union relations. 新的行为规范确定了资方与工会关系的基本原则。
  • The report lays bare the shocking housing conditions in this city. 那份报告揭露了这座城巿恶劣的住房条件。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 barn 6dayp     
n.谷仓，饲料仓，牲口棚
参考例句：
  • That big building is a barn for keeping the grain.那幢大房子是存放粮食的谷仓。
  • The cows were driven into the barn.牛被赶进了牲口棚。
4 alarm VxTz2     
n.惊慌，恐慌；警报器；v.使……恐慌
参考例句：
  • The man on duty rang an alarm.值班员发出警报。
  • The alarm spread rapidly.警报迅速传开。
5 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
6 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
7 did SvwxP     
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
  • How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
  • Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
8 prove rR1xK     
v.证明，证实，表现出，结果是
参考例句：
  • This will prove to the world that we are right.这将向全世界证明我们是对的。
  • How can you prove that you are right?你如何能证明你是正确的呢？
9 could lzvxe     
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
  • Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
  • I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。
10 turkey MgSyA     
n.土耳其，火鸡
参考例句：
  • It is equal in size to a turkey.它的大小和火鸡一样。
  • After ten years,I was going on a trip to Turkey.阔别10年了，我又要踏上去土耳其的旅途。

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