Elephant jokes 02
时间：2007-11-07 08:09:02
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What' s big and grey with horns?
An elephant marching band!
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised1 as a banana!
What's big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
What's grey and never needs ironing?
A drip2 dry elephant!
What's big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath!
An elephant marching band!
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
An elephant disguised1 as a banana!
What's big, grey and flies straight up?
An elecopter!
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A get wellephant!
What's grey and never needs ironing?
A drip2 dry elephant!
What's big and grey and red?
A sunburnt elephant!
What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
"Pack your trunk and clear out!"
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?
Take all the matches out first!
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
An elephant holding its breath!
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| v.假扮( disguise的过去式和过去分词 )；化装；伪装；掩盖 | |
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| n.滴，点滴；水滴；乏味的人；v.滴下，漏水 | |
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