Elephant jokes 04

时间：2007-11-07 08:10:54

（单词翻译:单击）

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
The tusk1 fairy!

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
An elephant with spare parts!

What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers2?
Cinderelephant!

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
When it's a baby elephant!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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1 tusk KlRww     
n.獠牙，长牙，象牙
参考例句：
  • The wild boar had its tusk sunk deeply into a tree and howled desperately.野猪的獠牙陷在了树里，绝望地嗥叫着。
  • A huge tusk decorated the wall of his study.他书房的墙上装饰着一支巨大的象牙。
2 slippers oiPzHV     
n. 拖鞋
参考例句：
  • a pair of slippers 一双拖鞋
  • He kicked his slippers off and dropped on to the bed. 他踢掉了拖鞋，倒在床上。

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