Elephant jokes 06

时间：2007-11-07 08:12:02

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What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
One roars1 with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don't know!

Well I'm not asking you to post my letters!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
One rarely bites and the other barely2 writes!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 3,000 miles!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green!

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1 roars 3d5706a9e89fab7c05c7c5fac61badc6     
n.吼叫声，咆哮声，呼啸声( roar的名词复数 )v.咆哮( roar的第三人称单数 )；大笑；大哭；熊熊燃烧
参考例句：
  • She was frightened by the roars of a lion. 她被狮子的吼叫声吓呆了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • Who dares to answer back when he roars like a lion? 当他像狮子般地咆哮时，谁敢和他顶嘴？ 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 barely gyFz0w     
adv.仅仅，几乎没有，几乎不
参考例句：
  • The male bird is barely distinguishable from the female.雄鸟和雌鸟几乎无法辨别。
  • He took barely enough money to keep the children in bread.他赚很少的钱仅够孩子们勉强糊口。

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