Elephant jokes 07

时间：2007-11-07 08:12:47

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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?
He wrecked1 three cars, a bus and two fire engines!

Why do elephants eat raw food?
Because they don't know how to cook!

Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment2!

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
You get very lumpy ice cream!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
Cold ones!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment3!

How does an elephant get out of a small car?
The same way that he got in!

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!

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1 wrecked ze0zKI     
adj.失事的，遇难的
参考例句：
  • the hulk of a wrecked ship 遇难轮船的残骸
  • the salvage of the wrecked tanker 对失事油轮的打捞
2 refreshment RUIxP     
n.恢复，精神爽快，提神之事物；（复数）refreshments:点心，茶点
参考例句：
  • He needs to stop fairly often for refreshment.他须时不时地停下来喘口气。
  • A hot bath is a great refreshment after a day's work.在一天工作之后洗个热水澡真是舒畅。
3 compartment dOFz6     
n.卧车包房，隔间；分隔的空间
参考例句：
  • We were glad to have the whole compartment to ourselves.真高兴，整个客车隔间由我们独享。
  • The batteries are safely enclosed in a watertight compartment.电池被安全地置于一个防水的隔间里。

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