Prescription

A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy - I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband!... That's against the law! I'll lose my license¹! They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't
tell me you had a prescription²!"