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Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The alien repeated the greeting.
There was no response.
The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty1 attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where t hey landed in a heap.
When they finally regained2 consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious3 creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy4...any guy who can wrap his dick around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't mess with!"
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haughty
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adj.傲慢的,高傲的 | |
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regained
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复得( regain的过去式和过去分词 ); 赢回; 重回; 复至某地 | |
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ferocious
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adj.凶猛的,残暴的,极度的,十分强烈的 | |
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galaxy
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n.星系;银河系;一群(杰出或著名的人物) | |
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