Grandpa dies

时间：2007-11-21 07:46:14

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"

Horrified1, Jenny suggested that screwing2 at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!

"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"

"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"

She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for that damn3 Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"


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1 horrified 8rUzZU     
a.(表现出)恐惧的
参考例句：
  • The whole country was horrified by the killings. 全国都对这些凶杀案感到大为震惊。
  • We were horrified at the conditions prevailing in local prisons. 地方监狱的普遍状况让我们震惊。
2 screwing 5056cd40132f458bc2efb0d7e2cca27d     
v.用螺丝拧紧( screw的现在分词 )；拧上去；（和某人）性交；诈骗（钱财等）
参考例句：
  • The child is screwing water out of a sponge. 小孩正把海绵中的水挤出来。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • I spent some minutes screwing up my courage. 我花了几分钟时间来振作我的胆量。 来自辞典例句
3 damn jnyzC     
int.该死，他妈的；vt.指责，贬斥，诅咒
参考例句：
  • Damn this useless typewriter!这台破打字机真该死！
  • I knew damn well what he was going to say.我非常清楚他要说什么。

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