Farm jokes 06

时间：2007-11-30 08:42:21

（单词翻译:单击）

Where do you take sick ponies¹?
To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!

Who tells chicken jokes?
Comedihens!

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A swine gut²!

Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
To get to the other side!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud!

What do you get if you feed gunpowder³ to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!

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1 ponies
矮种马，小型马( pony的名词复数 )；￡25 25 英镑
参考例句：
They drove the ponies into a corral. 他们把矮种马赶进了畜栏。 She has a mania for ponies. 她特别喜欢小马。

2 gut
n.[pl.]胆量；内脏；adj.本能的；vt.取出内脏
参考例句：
It is not always necessary to gut the fish prior to freezing.冷冻鱼之前并不总是需要先把内脏掏空。 My immediate gut feeling was to refuse.我本能的直接反应是拒绝。

3 gunpowder
n.火药
参考例句：
Gunpowder was introduced into Europe during the first half of the 14th century.在14世纪上半叶，火药传入欧洲。 This statement has a strong smell of gunpowder.这是一篇充满火药味的声明。