3 contest winners

时间:2007-12-01 07:37:19

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There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose.

The first guy loves to have sex. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200 girls to have sex with for a year.

The second guy loved to get drunk. So they put him in a room with every beer there ever was to drink for a year.

The third guy loved to smoke. So they put him in a room with every kind of cigarette there was to smoke.

Two hours later they hear the guy that loved to smoke banging on the door but they say f#ck him, he's in there for a year.

A year later they let them out. They first guy came out and he could barely walk, after all the sex he'd had.

The second guy came out and couldn't walk because he was so drunk.

The third guy came out crying.

They asked him why he was banging on the door and why he was crying.

He said, " I forgot my lighter1!"


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1 lighter 5pPzPR     
n.打火机,点火器;驳船;v.用驳船运送;light的比较级
参考例句:
  • The portrait was touched up so as to make it lighter.这张画经过润色,色调明朗了一些。
  • The lighter works off the car battery.引燃器利用汽车蓄电池打火。

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