The Mine Owner and the Jackass

  WHILE the Owner of a Silver Mine was on his way to attend a
convention of his species he was accosted¹ by a Jackass, who said:

  "By an unjust discrimination against quadrupeds I am made
ineligible² to a seat in your convention; so I am compelled to seek
representation through you."

  "It will give me great pleasure, sir," said the Owner of a Silver
Mine, "to serve one so closely allied³ to me in - in - well, you
know," he added, with a significant gesture of his two hands upward
from the sides of his head.  "What do you want?"

  "Oh, nothing - nothing at all for myself individually," replied the
Donkey; "but his country's welfare should be a patriot's supreme⁴
care.  If Americans are to retain the sacred liberties for which
their fathers strove, Congress must declare our independence of
European dictation by maintaining the price of mules⁵."