Fish jokes 06

时间：2007-12-08 08:39:39

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Why are gold fish orange?
The water makes them rusty¹!

Who held the baby octopus² to ransome?
Squidnappers!

What part of a fish weighs the most?
It's scales!

What fish do road-menders use?
Pneumatic krill!

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers!

What game do fish like playing the most?
Name that tuna!

What do naked fish play with?
Bare-a-cudas!

What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon³?
An electric shark!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
Jack⁴ the kipper!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune!

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1 rusty
adj.生锈的；锈色的；荒废了的
参考例句：
The lock on the door is rusty and won't open.门上的锁锈住了。 I haven't practiced my French for months and it's getting rusty.几个月不用，我的法语又荒疏了。

2 octopus
n.章鱼
参考例句：
He experienced nausea after eating octopus.吃了章鱼后他感到恶心。 One octopus has eight tentacles.一条章鱼有八根触角。

3 pylon
n.高压电线架，桥塔
参考例句：
A lineman is trying to repair the damaged pylon.线务员正试图修理被损坏的电缆塔。 Erection of the pylon required a crane of 1000 ton capacity.塔架安装需用起重量达1000吨的吊机。

4 jack
n.插座，千斤顶，男人；v.抬起，提醒，扛举；n.（Jake）杰克
参考例句：
I am looking for the headphone jack.我正在找寻头戴式耳机插孔。 He lifted the car with a jack to change the flat tyre.他用千斤顶把车顶起来换下瘪轮胎。