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"How was your first day in third grade, Johnny?" asked his father.
"Good," said Johnny. "The teacher asked each of us to count to 100. Some kids couldn't get past 30, but I made all the way to 100 without a single mistake!"
"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."
After the next day of school, he asked again.
"I did good today, too, Dad. In language class, we had to say the alphabet1. Some kids couldn't get past P, but I made all the way to Z without a single mistake!"
"That's good, son. That's because you're from Arkansas."
After the third day of school, Johnny came home looking troubled.
"What's the matter, son?" asked Dad.
"Oh, I dunno. Today we had Physical2 Education, and afterwards3, in the shower, I noticed that, well, the other boys in my class, uh, well Dad, they all have little tiny ones. Mine must be ten times bigger than theirs! Is that because I'm from Arkansas?"
"No, son," explained Dad. "That's because you're 18!"
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alphabet
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n.字母表,符号系统 | |
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physical
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adj.物理的,物质的,体力的,身体的,自然的 | |
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afterwards
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adv.然后,后来地 | |
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