Insect jokes

时间：2007-12-18 06:12:18

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Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!

What's an insects best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin1!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He just beetled2 off!

What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table?
What lives in gum trees?
Stick insects!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when your eating outside!

What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!

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1 bin yR2yz     
n.箱柜；vt.放入箱内；[计算机] DOS文件名:二进制目标文件
参考例句：
  • He emptied several bags of rice into a bin.他把几袋米倒进大箱里。
  • He threw the empty bottles in the bin.他把空瓶子扔进垃圾箱。
2 beetled c5f90013906f1c312ddc813e83f6ad98     
v.快速移动( beetle的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • The prospect of bankruptcy beetled over him. 破产的前景威胁着他。 来自辞典例句
  • The asker beetled off without waiting for an answer. 询问者不等回答就匆匆离去了。 来自互联网

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