(单词翻译:单击)
A young male virgin1, a shy college freshman2, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably3 more experienced with the opposite sex.
When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate offered to set him up with the campus floozy.
"Just take her out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained. "This girl really knows how to go from there."
The roommate arranged the date as promised, and the freshman took the coed out for a delightful4 evening of dining and dancing.
On the way home, he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in shakes and a cold sweat and blurted5 out: "God, I sure would like to have a little pussy6."
"I would, too," the girl sighed. "Mine's the size of a bucket!"
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virgin
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n.处女,未婚女子;adj.未经使用的;未经开发的 | |
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freshman
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n.大学一年级学生(可兼指男女) | |
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considerably
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adv.极大地;相当大地;在很大程度上 | |
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delightful
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adj.令人高兴的,使人快乐的 | |
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blurted
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v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 ) | |
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pussy
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n.(儿语)小猫,猫咪 | |
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