Designer pussy

时间：2008-02-02 05:56:56

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Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy¹ to their own design.

First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel² and hammer, he gave it a hole.

Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit³.

Third was a hunter, short and stout⁴, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet⁵ he lined it within.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.

Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a C#NT!

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1 pussy
n.(儿语)小猫，猫咪
参考例句：
Why can't they leave my pussy alone?为什么他们就不能离我小猫咪远一点？ The baby was playing with his pussy.孩子正和他的猫嬉戏。

2 chisel
n.凿子；v.用凿子刻，雕，凿
参考例句：
This chisel is useful for getting into awkward spaces.这凿子在要伸入到犄角儿里时十分有用。 Camille used a hammer and chisel to carve out a figure from the marble.卡米尔用锤子和凿子将大理石雕刻出一个人像。

3 slit
n.狭长的切口；裂缝；vt.切开，撕裂
参考例句：
The coat has been slit in two places.这件外衣有两处裂开了。 He began to slit open each envelope.他开始裁开每个信封。

4 stout
adj.强壮的，粗大的，结实的，勇猛的，矮胖的
参考例句：
He cut a stout stick to help him walk.他砍了一根结实的枝条用来拄着走路。 The stout old man waddled across the road.那肥胖的老人一跩一跩地穿过马路。

5 velvet
n.丝绒，天鹅绒；adj.丝绒制的，柔软的
参考例句：
This material feels like velvet.这料子摸起来像丝绒。 The new settlers wore the finest silk and velvet clothing.新来的移民穿着最华丽的丝绸和天鹅绒衣服。