(单词翻译:单击)
Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy1 to their own design.
First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel2 and hammer, he gave it a hole.
Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit3.
Third was a hunter, short and stout4, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet5 he lined it within.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.
Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a C#NT!
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n.(儿语)小猫,猫咪 | |
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chisel
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n.凿子;v.用凿子刻,雕,凿 | |
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n.狭长的切口;裂缝;vt.切开,撕裂 | |
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stout
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adj.强壮的,粗大的,结实的,勇猛的,矮胖的 | |
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velvet
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n.丝绒,天鹅绒;adj.丝绒制的,柔软的 | |
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