Security system

时间：2008-02-28 08:07:53

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How to install a Redneck wireless¹ security system:

Go to a second-hand² store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition³ - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

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1 wireless
adj.无线的；n.无线电
参考例句：
There are a lot of wireless links in a radio.收音机里有许多无线电线路。 Wireless messages tell us that the ship was sinking.无线电报告知我们那艘船正在下沉。

2 second-hand
adj.用过的，旧的，二手的
参考例句：
I got this book by chance at a second-hand bookshop.我赶巧在一家旧书店里买到这本书。 They will put all these second-hand goods up for sale.他们将把这些旧货全部公开出售。

3 ammunition
n.军火，弹药
参考例句：
A few of the jeeps had run out of ammunition.几辆吉普车上的弹药已经用光了。 They have expended all their ammunition.他们把弹药用光。