This ones yours!

时间：2008-03-18 01:54:22

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One day the husband1 comes home to his wife2 and she says to him, "Honey3, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat."

"Twenty dollars!... are you crazy4? Come upstairs5 to the bathroom and let me show you something."

They run up to the bathroom and he stands in front of the mirror and pulls6 out a twenty dollar bill7 and says, "You see that twenty in the mirror, that ones yours and this ones mine."

He goes to work the next day and when he comes home he finds the kitchen table packed8 full of meat from one end to the other.

He looks over to his wife and says, "Honey, honey, where the hell9 did10 you get all of this meat?"

"Well," she replies11. "Come upstairs to the bathroom and let me show you something."

They run up to the bathroom and she stands in front of the mirror, lifts up her skirt.

"You see that one in the mirror, that ones yours and this one's the butcher's."


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1 husband LbBxv     
n.丈夫
参考例句：
  • My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
  • I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
2 wife IgdwQ     
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
  • She is my wife.她是我妻子。
  • He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
3 honey Mc2xd     
n.蜂蜜，甜蜜，爱人；adj.蜂蜜似的，甜蜜的，甘美的；vt.加蜜使甜
参考例句：
  • Honey is very sweet.蜂蜜很甜。
  • That car is a honey.那辆轿车是个宝贝。
4 crazy iohzJ     
adj.发疯的，荒唐的，古怪的；(about)狂热爱好的
参考例句：
  • It is a crazy idea.那是一个疯狂的想法。
  • He is crazy about that girl.他迷上了那位女孩。
5 upstairs kjTwO     
adj.楼上的；adv.在楼上，往楼上，高水平地，上层地，头脑上地；n.楼上
参考例句：
  • He would prefer to meet me downstairs rather than upstairs.他宁愿在楼下见我，而不愿在楼上。
  • I think I'll go upstairs and have a sleep.我想上楼去睡一觉。
6 pulls 49c51d19e21c21f775751cde0ea90db5     
v.拉( pull的第三人称单数 )；扯；拉过来；划（船）
参考例句：
  • He pulls in quite a lot as a milkman. 他卖牛奶赚了相当多的钱。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He pulls in a lot of overtime pay each month. 他每月挣得不少加班费。 来自《简明英汉词典》
7 bill MdAy2     
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
  • Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。
  • It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。
8 packed 9mnzC2     
adj.充满…的；塞满了…的v.包装(pack的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
  • The game was played to a packed grandstand. 比赛时大看台上座无虚席。
  • The train was jam-packed with commuters. 火车上挤满了上下班的旅客。
9 hell Tduzg     
n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满
参考例句：
  • It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。
  • The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。
10 did SvwxP     
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
  • How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
  • Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
11 replies 30d6d9cf8c5a7fc1520d8f28185c60a2     
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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