Free sex

时间：2008-05-07 06:13:32

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There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor1 said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".

Some time thereafter2, the same man, along with his buddy3 this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged4 and he doesn't give away free sex".

The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."


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1 proprietor zR2x5     
n.所有人；业主；经营者
参考例句：
  • The proprietor was an old acquaintance of his.业主是他的一位旧相识。
  • The proprietor of the corner grocery was a strange thing in my life.拐角杂货店店主是我生活中的一个怪物。
2 thereafter dotwv     
adv.此后，以后
参考例句：
  • Thereafter they did not speak.此后他们就不再讲话了。
  • On the opening day all tickets are a dollar, thereafter,they'll be two dollars.开张那天票价一元，以后两元。
3 buddy 3xGz0E     
n.（美口）密友，伙伴
参考例句：
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
  • Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！
4 rigged 96b025c823d2449bd479f4447805b189     
adj.作弊的，非法操纵的v.给（船、桅杆）装配帆及索具( rig的过去式和过去分词 )；用临时替代材料迅速搭起；（用不正当手段）操纵；垄断
参考例句：
  • He said the election had been rigged. 他说选举被人操纵了。
  • They complained that the election had been rigged. 他们投诉这次选举被人操纵。 来自《简明英汉词典》

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