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What's your wife's name?
时间:2007-01-06 08:05:40
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St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.
"Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.
"I was a good father," he answers.
"Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."
St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and asked him the same question.
The carpenter replied that he had worked hard and taken good care of his family.
But St. Peter also rejected him, pointing out that he had been an impossible
glutton
1
, so much so that he married a woman named
BonBon
2
.
At this point the third man, who had been a lawyer, stood up and said, "Come on, Penny, let?s get out of here."
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glutton
n.贪食者,好食者
参考例句:
She's a glutton for work.She stays late every evening.她是个工作狂,每天都很晚才下班。
He is just a glutton.He is addicted to excessive eating.他就是个老饕,贪吃成性。
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bonbon
n.棒棒糖;夹心糖
参考例句:
Go down to the grocer's and get some bonbons.去杂货店给我买点棒棒糖来。
It was greedy of them to eat up all the bonbons.他们把所有的棒棒糖都吃光了,真贪吃。
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